her mind is like a hurricane.

katie. ukulele. jesus. yl. eno. texas.
(im a hot mess most of the time)



*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

this is getting out of hand

(via bemyhazelgrace)




when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

(via learn-n-livelife)


catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

(via stability)


how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via learn-n-livelife)


you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via stability)

“dude just wait until the banjo drops”

—   my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via pizza)



So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(Source: jehneeg, via learn-n-livelife)

“I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.”

—   (via jessielou24)

(via learn-n-livelife)


blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via ugly)